Dan Yarnall, Assistant Editor
Daniel Yarnall is a junior comprised of 40% sarcasm, 40% cynicism and, 20% snark. He shares his last name with two other juniors and one ninth grader at Unami but surprisingly he shares no blood relation to them (or at least they wished it was that way). He’s a member of the track and cross-country teams, the Anonymous Aid Association, and most obviously the Titan Tribune, of which he’s an assistant editor. He likes long walks on the beach and iced tea and dislikes phonies. He also once wrote an award winning essay entitled: “I Shouldn’t Be In Timeout Because my Brother is a Jerk-face and That’s Why I Hit Him: That Toy was MINE and I’m Running Away Forever.”